Dirty Joke

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A man walks into a bar he's never been in before. He sits down at the bar & orders a beer from an exceptionally beautiful bartender. Then he notices a sign over the bar. The sign reads:

Nachos $2.00

Hot Dogs $2.50

Cheeseburgers $3.00

Hand Job with Full Release $100.00

He looks at the beautiful bartender, then checks his wallet to see how much money he has. He calls her over and asks, "are you the person who gives the hand job with full release?" "Why, yes I am," she says in a very sexy voice. "Well then," he says, "I'm gonna need you to wash your hands real good 'cause I'm looking to get a cheeseburger."

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(This joke courtesy of Mark & Brian's Miniature Theater - something I hadn't heard in about 10 years)